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One of the possible backstories for Corporal Michael J. Caboose


Corporal Michael J. Caboose (birth name Perry Cox) was born in a horse stable outside of Lower Boston, a city on the western border of Eryndor. Caboose was a member of The Sopranos; an elite Black Ops program that focused on intelligence gathering and spooning. I say “was” because in a expedition behind enemy line of The Senegal’s Finest, his whole team was ambushed from behind and slaughtered as he was squatting over a hole he dug some 50 feet away to relieve pressure from the previous nights chili-rama. Stuck miles behind enemy lines with no backup or support, all he could do was go into the woods, find the straightest branch he could and carve a point into the end to use as a makeshift spear. He then began his long, painful, somewhat homo-erotic journey back to his base camp safely within the borders of Legacy of the Lifetree. Upon returning he was promoted to Corporal for “outstanding bravery”. He has joined the Fury of the Called because he feels that it is his duty to avenge the deaths of his teammates. Also, the explosive diarrhea he had on the fateful night when his squad was slaughtered will not subside until Megamarth is defeated once and for all.

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Re: One of the possible backstories for Corporal Michael J. Caboose


Needs some work HOWEVER i like the accursed diareahha idea..

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When they paint their faces in the blue woad it is more than decoration. It is a sacred rite. To the Tehvikings it means they would sooner die then fail, to them there is no turning back.
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