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Glink ...he goes to town ....goes to eat the princess zelda


This story of me. Me name is Glink TreeGirth , “boot being thrown at me…whats ur name????”……me name Reggie.

You think Reggie how you write, that do to nice man who think he teach goblins to read and write and then we accept his god…..he wrong…..and tasty. This story of how Reggie met very mean peoples and also very nice man.

Reggie was sitting in hut enjoying a full meal of foolish man, he certainly was holy after we got a hold of him …ha ha holey. This was very special day for Gli…Reggie. Me was to haves a womans today, a nice one with elbows so smooth. Shaman had just given both of us the potion of love…..she required a lot more than me for some reason. As I awaited for her to come to sees us I heard funny noises from outside . Me still had blind fold on but I knew something not right. I could smell barbecue but me no think nother man with “T” been here in a while. Me think it cant hurt to take little peak, just to make sure they not eat without me….me like eat., that’s how me get name. That’s when me meet very nice man ….as he break thru me house. As soon as I see him I know he very nice….like abnormally nice…..and I want to be nice to him….abnormally nice. Then to show he want to be my friend he kick me very hard in the chest, like a friend. As I peaked out I see he had been very nice to me. He not want me to starve so he kill all my old fiends and family so I no have to share food with them. He even cut my beloveds head off so me not have to disappoint her at nighttime , Surely a great friend!

As he was cleaning my mother’s blood off his blade I staggered over to him…limping from the friendly kick. As soon as he seen me he raised his pointy stick at me and asked if I wanted a be a skewered goblin, I told him no I was not hungry , but I said thank you anyway. He laugher, gosh I am funny! He yelled something to another man , in fact there were lots of men around him, covered in blood. He whispered something to his friend while I sat there staring at him. I couldn’t hear what he said but I think it was “ I have new friend he is funny and nice.” His friend started laughing in agreement. He told me to come with him and even gave me a new necklace, with a chain he could hold so I wouldn’t get lost in the forest, not that I would get lost in a forest with such few standing trees.


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what goblin army....i dont see a goblin army

Reggie
Prettiest Gooblin in Eryndor
Knight of the Holy Order of the Janky Pommel
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They dont suspect a thing.


Attaacked another village today. New weapons by friend were very helpful. Lots better to have pointy metal instead of pointed wood. Left mark for friend carved into what use to be a very loud annoying woman....she not so loud nymore emoticon

Collected fair amount of shiny for friendto turn into more and more stabby. new gobbos are found every day. lots of them take convincing ....thats the fun part. turned last cheif that thought he didnt want to fight into a walking stick ....hes quiter now too.

friend sent trainer for the army....thinks we are disorkanized. she bring cave troll with her... he smash....me stay away from him. also bring huge wooly beast with her....call it brother.....she very odd pale skin....lash stings the back of many gobbo....fun to watch ....lash sting my back.....fun emoticon....pick up brick and think of ingersting gooblin mating ritual ....

town fight back but we still get it. Kobenloch bash many skulls tody....i give him hug....and 3 girls....lighly salted with a nice salad.. find many smashy and pointy objects in this town...found pretty stone on string.....maybe not let new friend now about that... left symbol on well....

new goblin oday seem very adapt at killing the right way....when they are not looking. i see promise in him....better make sure he dosnt see dagger in me...shall have to teach him best way to not kil me....

talking more and more to princess of group...seems like a good plan to have royalty on my side.. she kill couple of new recruits.....they bad recruits...need to talk to friend and find out what to do next....maybe go and find mre elves.......for ....tactical purposes.......now where's foreplay at



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u can be good or simply outnumber them ....or be a goblin and do both
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