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Eldgrim's Privateers


Oh, the year was 3971, HOW I WISH I WAS IN BELEGAR NOW!
A letter of marque came from the king,
To the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen,

God damn it Caboose!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for Senegal gold
We'd fire no towns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Belfalas pier
The last of Eldegrim's Privateers.

Oh, that Tehviking cried the town, HOW I WISH I WAS IN BELEGAR NOW!
For twenty brave men crusaders who
would make for him the Maiden's crew

God damn it Caboose!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for Senegal gold
We'd fire no towns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Belfalas pier
The last of Eldegrim's Privateers.

The Maiden sloop was a sickening sight, HOW I WISH I WAS IN BELEGAR NOW!
She was ballast so poor it was always in leans
And the cook went mad at the thought of baked beans

God damn it Caboose!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for Senegal gold
We'd fire no towns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Belfalas pier
The last of Eldegrim's Privateers.

On the Reclamation Day we put to sea, HOW I WISH I WAS IN BELEGAR NOW!
We were 91 days to Bubar Bay
But when we got close we were chased us away

God damn it Caboose!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for Senegal gold
We'd fire no towns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Belfalas pier
The last of Eldegrim's Privateers.

On the 96th we were out of food, HOW I WISH I WAS IN BELEGAR NOW!
Eldegrim screamed at poor Caboose
And young Trog he went and made a noose.

God damn it Caboose!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for Senegal gold
We'd fire no towns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Belfalas pier
The last of Eldegrim's Privateers.

Just as we were to have our fun, HOW I WISH I WAS IN BELEGAR NOW!
Mavydoo saw a ship of starboard a ways
The pirates had been trailing us for two whole days

God damn it Caboose!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for Senegal gold
We'd fire no towns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Belfalas pier
The last of Eldegrim's Privateers.

Then at length we stood two cables away, HOW I WISH I WAS IN BELEGAR NOW!
With our swords and spears we made an awful din
But with one wrong turn a reef stove us in

God damn it Caboose!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for Senegal gold
We'd fire no towns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Belfalas pier
The last of Eldegrim's Privateers.

The Maiden shook and pitched on her side, HOW I WISH I WAS IN BELEGAR NOW!
Eldgrim was gone like embezzled cash
And I was thrown from the deck with a mighty crash

God damn it Caboose!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for Senegal gold
We'd fire no towns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Belfalas pier
The last of Eldegrim's Privateers.

So here I lay in my 23rd year, HOW I WISH I WAS IN BELEGAR NOW!
It's been 6 years since we sailed away
And I just made Belfalas yesterday

God damn it Caboose!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for Senegal gold
We'd fire no towns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Belfalas pier
The last of Eldegrim's Privateers.

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Lugh Jayne the King of Belegaria
The Fury of the Called
Fighter of Eryndor, Mourner
I shall not forget; I shall not forgive
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Re: Eldgrim's Privateers


Am I to believe that I was hung during this song by Trog?

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"The first step is Love, the second is mercy"
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almost, then the pirates attacked and they didnt hang you, but everyone died.

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Fighter of Eryndor, Mourner
I shall not forget; I shall not forgive
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